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Two men have a crash on the motorway and in error they send the good man never done anything wrong in his life to hell
the bad man never done anything good in his life to heaven
Up in heaven St Peter is at the gate wellcome sir here is your harp . Out of my way you *+&^%$"? wheres the women the drugs the booze . This is heaven sir we do not sin . He storms off
Down in hell the devil hello sex over their free booze in the corner help your self to the drugs on the way . I have come to work sir may I have a shovel .Its hell enjoy yourself its free I wish to work sir.

This goes on for week's and the Devil say's every time I ask him to enjoy himself he just wants to work something is wrong . I must phone heaven .


Phone ring ring hello is that heaven this is the devil speaking .

Yes this is heaven .

Is that the virgin Mary .


IT WAS .