Originally Posted By NorthernMogman
AN AUSSIE stockman and his wife had just got married. He’d left everything till the last minute so they found a nice hotel after their wedding and hoped to wing it.

True story. I'm not quite the aussie stockman but on the night after my second wedding I booked a hotel in the beach village of Red Head just south of Newcastle in NSW. What I did not know was that it was more a motel than anything else and attached to a popular pub for young surfies. We arrived late after a long day and a long drive and were a bit surprised to discover our room was in a row of a single story brick building that was open to the carpark. At one o'clock in the morning a couple of kids sat on the outside window sill and after about 15 minutes of listening to him imploring for her to give "it" to him and her not quite refusing I opened the door and said to her "For Ch**st's sake take him down the beach and give it to him or go home and ***** yourself, but at least let us get some sleep"

Needless to say we found a quieter hotel for our next night.

Peter

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