A farmer in Yorkshire sees a bloke drinking from his stream &
shouts: "Ey up cocker, tha dunt wanna be drinkin watta frum theer,
its full o hoss p**s an cow s**te."


The bloke says: "Sir, I am an illegal immigrant,can you
be speaking clearer, and slower please."


The farmer replies: "If.... You.... Use.... Both.... Hands.... You....Won't... Spill ....Any"


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