The wife asked me what I was doing on the computer last night.
I told her I was looking for cheap flights.

Love you!" she said, and then she got all excited,

She quickly undressed and we had the most amazing s*x ever....

Which is odd because she's never been interested in darts before?

Jaguar F-Type V6s roadster
2009 Harley Davidson XR1200
1986 Honda VFR750F (RC24)