Research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex.

The 1st kind of sex is called; SMURF SEX . This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone, and you have sex until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called ; KITCHEN SEX . This is when you have been with your partner for a short time , and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen .

The 3rd kind of sex is called ; BEDROOM SEX .This is when you have been with your partner a long time . You still have sex occasionally - and if you do , you only have it in your bedroom .

The 4th kind of sex is called ; HALLWAY SEX .This is when you been with your partner to long . When you pass each other in the hallway you both say 'F*** you '

The 5th kind of sex is called ; RELIGIOUS SEX. Which means you get Nun in the morning , Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night , ( Very Popular)

The 6th kind of sex is called COURTROOM SEX. This is when you cannot stand your wife / husband anymore . He/She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone .

And last but not least ,

The 7th kind of sex is called PENSION SEX. You get a little each month . But not enough to enjoy yourself .


PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME WHAT STAGE YOU ARE IN .

I have enough problems of my own .