A British salesman checked into a futuristic hotel in Tokyo, Japan.

Realizing he needed a haircut before the next day's meeting he called down to the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the premises.

'I'm afraid not , Sir", the clerk told him apologetically , " but down the hall from your room is a vending machine that should serve your purpose'"

Skeptical but intrigued , the salesman located the machine, inserted £15-00 , stuck his head into the opening , at which time the machine started to buzz and whirl .
Fifteen seconds later the salesman pulled out his head and surveyed his reflection , which reflected the best haircut of his life .

Two feet away was another machine with a sign that read, " Manicures, £20-00 .
'Why not?' thought the salesman . He paid the money, inserted his hands into the slot, and the machine started to buzz and whirl .
Fifteen seconds later he pulled out his hands and they were perfectly manicured .

The next machine had a sign that read, 'This Machine Provides a Service Men Need When Away from Their Wives, 50p !'
The salesman looked both ways, put 50p in the machine, unzipped his fly , and with some anticipation , stuck his manhood into the opening . When the machine started buzzing the Guy let out a shriek of agony and almost passed out. Fifteen seconds later it shut off.

With trembling hands, the salesman was able to withdraw his tender unit........
which now had a button sewn neatly on the end.