Ann lost her husband almost four years ago.

Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world.

Finally, Ann said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone.

Her daughter immediately replied, " Mum I have someone for you to meet ."

Well, it was an immediate hit.

They took to one another and after dating for six weeks,

he asked her to join him for a weekend in Brighton ...

Their first night there, she undressed as he did .

There she stood naked , except for a pair of black lacy knickers; he was completely naked .

Looking her over, he asked , " Why the black panties ?"

She replied: "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still in mourning."

He knew he was not going to be lucky that night.

The following night was the same - she stood wearing the black knickers , and he was naked - but now he was wearing a black condom...

She looked at him and asked: "What's with the black condom?"



He replied , " I want to offer my deepest condolences"!