"Ed and Ted were out walking in the woods one afternoon when they came across a an old well. Peering in they realised that they could not see the bottom. "I wonder how deep it is?" Ed said.
Ted said: "Drop a stone in and count the seconds before it hits the water - that'll be how many feet deep it is." So they look around for a suitable stone and drop it into the well. Nothing happened. There was no sound at all. Ted said: "Try something bigger."
So Ed looked around and found a large rock and threw that into the well, but there was still no sound. Ted said: "Try something really big."

Ed looked around and stumbled across a railway sleeper which he dragged to the well and dropped it in. Still nothing.
As they craned over the hole there was a furious rustling in the undergrowth behind them. The two men turned in time to see a goat charging directly towards them. They hit the ground as the goat launched itself and disappeared down the well.
A little while later, on their way home they met a farmer wandering around the wood. He seemed quite agitated and came right up to the two men and asked if either of them had seen a goat that day.

"We have as a matter of fact," said Ted. "We damn near was knocked into the deepest well I ever saw by a rampaging goat. Lucky for us we got out of the way in time and the goat fell into the well instead."





"Well that couldn't have been my goat," the farmer said. "I tied mine to a railway sleeper!"


Graham (G4FUJ)

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