Hope I'm not offending anyone;
The Pope was flying back to the Vatican in his private jet together with the archbishop after an unofficial visit to the UK. The Pope was quietly enjoying his cross word puzzles. A while passed then he turned and asked the archbishop "what's the 4 letters word that relates to women and ends with the 3 letters U-N-T?" The archbishop stared hard at the Pope and said "try AUNT". The Pope shook his head then said "can you pass me the rubber" innocent

Regards, S.C.