B&Q are being taken to court about the flooring they sell , apparently they found traces of laminate !!!.


I nervously inserted a finger: It felt warm and wet . "I'm gonna need more than that , " she said . Taking a breath , I then put 3 fingers in . " Go on get your hole hand in , " she demanded . I wanted to please her , so I did what she said : I was really sweating now . " It's no good , you'll have to put both hands in " . I closed my eyes & thrust forward with my other hand & she let out a scream . " There you go , it's not that bloody hard doing the washing up.!!!!!!