I was on a train this morning, in the loo.having a tomtit, when a voice called out "Can I see your ticket please?"


"Not right now." I replied, "I'm having a tomtit."


"I don't believe you." Said the voice. "Slide it under the door."


"No probs," I said. "The yellow bits are Sweetcorn!"

2009 4/4 Henrietta
1999 Indigo Blue +8
2009 4/4 Sport Green prev
1993 Connaught Green +8 prev