The maid asked for a raise.

"Why do you think you are worth more money?" asked the lady of the house.
"Because I iron better than you" was the reply.
"Who says so?"
"Your husband. And not only that I cook better than you."
"Oh is that so? Who says so?" said the lady, now quite miffed.
"Your husband. And that's not all, I make love better than you."
The lady was now outraged, "I suppose my husband said that too!"
"Oh no - that was the gardener"
"Very well then. How much do you want?"

Peter

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