Again you bring my dad back to mind .
As a young man going out looking for girls .
He would say
" If you are not in bed for Midnight son
Come back home "
I always expected him to come out with something else .
Yet when I met my wife it was like I was going out with his daughter he would be on her side all the time if we had a tiff or row . Still miss his grin and advice along with the ear bashing love



Originally Posted By Richard - Aus
Originally Posted By Jack The Lad
That reminds me of a joke my dad told me as a lad it took me years to get it.

A load of Nuns at bed time

The head shouts

Lights out at 10 o/clock

Candles out at 11 o/clock


...or in bed by 10 home by 11 smile