How true.

I was once asked off an elderly lady with a walking stick
" How much is your biggest black non drip Durex "( Dulux )
The store was full and went silent you could hear a pin drop , all waiting for my reply . I gave the price then the item turned to a member of staff and said " you take over " . Walked out the back and ROTFL .

Also asked off another youngish girls for my biggest white silk Durex . I kept a straight face as I looked her in the eyes . She was starting to change colour shot me the cash grabbed the tin and off .

Along with a woman in her early 40s who asked had I any booklets on dildo rail ( dado rail ) . Her husband had told her to ask for that she said.