A guy on a golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. . Writhing in agony , he falls to the ground . As soon as he could manage , he took himself to the doctor . He said " how bad is it Doctor ? I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiance is still a virgin-in ever way" The doctor told him , " I'll have to put your willy in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight , it should be okay next week". He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided splint , taped it all together, an impressive work of art. The guy mentions none of this to his girl, marries her, and goes on their honeymoon . That night in the hotel bedroom , she rips open her blouse to reveal her beautiful breasts. She said , " You're the first; no one has EVER touched these ". "He immediately drops his pants and replies,......." Look at this,.....still in the CRATE!"

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