After 20 years of marriage Bob and Jane had settled down into a comfortable routine. They still felt young but something was missing from their sex lives. Actually more than missing, virtually non existent. They decided to visit a sex therapist. After a certain amount of questioning the sex therapist came to the conclusion that their lives were just too routine. "You need a bit of variation" he said, "you need to try making love in a few places other than the bedroom. For example, when the mood takes you, try it on the couch in the lounge room, or in the kitchen. In fact wherever and whenever you like."

A week passes and Bob and Jane come back for the next appointment. Both are very happy, Jane is literally glowing. "We tried what you said" explains Jane, "It was just fantastic". "The only trouble was it turned out to be a bit more expensive than we expected." said Bob, "We have to buy a new washing machine". The sex therapist was a bit taken aback. "Yes" continues Jane "we were doing the washing and Bob sat me on top of the washing machine. What with the vibrations and all I just could not resist and we did it right there and then on top of the machine!". The therapist was confused, "What happened? Did you break the washing machine."

"Oh no. Nothing like that. We don't have a washing machine at home and now we are banned from all Penguin Laundromats!"

Peter

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