One day in the future, Barack Obama has a heart attack and dies . He immediately goes to Hell, where the devil is waiting for him.

"I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list , but I have no room for you .You definitely have to stay here, so I will tell you what I'm going to do . I've got three people here who weren't quite as bad as you were. I'll let one of them go , but you have to take the place . I'll even let YOU decide who leaves. "

Obama thought that sounded pretty good , so the devil opened the door to the first room.

In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water, Ted kept diving in, and surfacing, empty-handed. Over, and over and over, he dived in and surfaced with nothing . Such was his fate in hell

"No," Obama said . "I don't think so . I'm not a good swimmer, and I don't think I could do that all day long".

The devil lead him to the next room .

In it was Al Gore with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks . All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.

"No, this is no good; I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day, commented Obama.

The devil opened a third door. Through it, Obama saw Bill Clinton, lying on a bed, his arms tied over his head and his legs restrained in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.

Obama looked at this in shocked disbelief , and finally said, " Yeah man , guess I can handle this."

The devil smilled and said........

"OK, Monica, you're free to go."