Three large black ladies were getting ready to take a plane trip for the first time. The first lady said, " I don't know bout y'all, but I'm gunna put me on sum pink panties beefo' I gets on dat plane". Why you gonna wear demfo? the other two asked . The first replied, " Cause, if dat plane goes down and I'm out dare laying butt-up in a cornfield , dey gonna find me first".
The second lady said, "Well, then I'm a-gonna wear me some floe resant orange panties." "Why you gonna wear dem ?" the others asked . The second lady answered , " Cause if dis hare plane is goin" down and I be floatin butt-up in the oshun, dey can see me first."
The third lady says, "Well, I aint gonna wear no panties ... What? No panties" the others asked in disbelief. The third lady says, "Dat's right girlfriends, you hears me right I ain't wearing no panties cos, honey, dey always look for da black box first".