Talk Morgan Forums Community The Malvern Arms Tongue in cheek Friday humour

I was in Tesco’s yesterday, when I got to the check-out this thick “chav” female assistant was on the check-out, face like a slapped a*se and all the charisma of a half eaten kipper.
When it came time for me to pay, I had only bought bread and milk, but I had no change on me at all.
“£1.43 please”
“Sorry I’ve only got a £20 note” I said as I handed it to her.
“Haven’t you got anything smaller, ‘cause it’ll take all my change, and I don’t wanna count out £18.57” she replied, and pulled a stroppy face.
“I’ve got nothing, if that helps” I replied.....she didn’t get it, so I thought I don’t believe this,
“Shall I pay by card?” I asked
“Don’t do me any favours” she snapped
I kept my cool and just entered my pin number,
“Cash back?” she asked sarcastically.


I couldn’t resist it.....”Oh yeah, £18.57 please”.