Last week, Ethel checked into a motel on her 70th birthday and she was a bit
lonely. She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone
books for escorts and sensual massages."
She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling
himself Tender Tony - a very handsome man with assorted physical skills
flexing in the photo.
He had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair, long
powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs and she felt quite certain she
could bounce a sixpence off his well oiled bum.... She figured, what the
heck, nobody will ever know.
I'll give him a call.

"Good evening, ma'am, how may I help you?"
Oh my, he sounded sooo sexy! Afraid she would lose her nerve if she
hesitated, she rushed right in,

"Hi, I hear you give a great massage. I'd like you to come to my motel room
and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all
alone and what I really want is sex. We'll go hot and heavy all night - tie me up, cover me in
chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and
everything, I'm ready!! Now how does that sound?"
He said,

"That sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside
line."

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