Two men in a bar, the young one is obviously eyeing up the girls. He turns to the older man (a Morgan owner to boot) and says.

"Must be awful getting old, unable to make love to pretty women"

"Oi" says the older man. "I could still show you a thing or two, in fact, I bet you £100 that I could perform more often in one night than you could"

"OK" says the young man. "We'll pick up a couple of girls and see who is the winner"

They find a couple of girls and take them back to separate motel rooms.

The young guy makes love to the girl for the first time and puts a chalk mark on the wall. Then before going to sleep, he performs again, putting a second chalk mark on the wall. He then falls asleep. In the morning he makes love to the girl and puts a third chalk mark on the wall, thinking "that should do it"

About ten minutes later he hears a scratching on the door. He opens it to find the older man crawling on his hands and knees. The old man crawls into the bedroom, looks up at the wall and says.

"Damn it. One hundred and eleven, beat me by three".




Bud
4/4 "Stanley"