THE KINGDOM OF THAILAND

In the original culture of Thailand , when males reached the age of 18 they had to participate in the community ceremony:

They lay themselves stark naked in a large circle, feet facing inward. A beautiful young naked girl kneels over the ankels of each of the men.

She places a blob of honey and various crushed sweet fruits around his navel to attract flies and insects .

( This keeps them off his face during the ceremony )

A specially chosen nubile and very beautiful naked girl then does a sexy and sensuous dance in the centre of the circle .

As soon as all the men become aroused, the kneeling girls then reach over the knees , pull the erect penis downwards as much as they can and then, on a given signal from the centre dancer, release it.

The men's penises would spring back up and go "WHAP!" against the belly buttons.

This exercise was a measurement of the strenght of there masculinity...The man who killed the most flies was elected to the court of the king .

And that, lads, is why the capital of Thailand came to be named Bangkok.

I bet you never knew this.

ps. If you see SWMBO swatting flies then offers you toast in the m/ing for b/fast say no it bloody well hurts , just off to hospital with two broken ribs.