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Richard I help pick her clothes ( if I did not we would still be in the place now ) we went through do I look good in this bit and I would say "yes" followed by " you are only saying that so we can go " "OF COURSE I BLOODY AM " .
Now I wander among the womans clothes bras knickers the lot pick them up do get some odd looks I tell some of the women who look at me oddly they are for me. You should see the looks they give . The truth is I was chatting to a chap from Amsterdam who stank of happy baccy and he told me " you British should loosen up if you want to remove them ( the clothes ) then you should help to pick them ) Good tip.As a shy lad ( YES VERY ) i would go to the town with my best mate he knew me like himself and would head for the womens section pick up some black Frenchies and say something rude I would run off he stood laughing his head off . He is a long way more bent than me . We could not stop laughing all the time . You know your wife and marriage well .
Must go these black silk sussies and knickers I bought the other day at Ann Summers are digging into my arse.

On a more easy note I went to see mam y/day she has her own room which I check every time , put out some chocolates for her and change her water jug etc . I went into her loo for a pee no locks on any door for safety. The outer door opened and i shouted out " in loo" . The Irish woman walked in the room zip up in seconds and that dangerous if you get something caught. I stepped out and she screamed ," dont know what you are screaming at love its me in the loo and I shouted out had I been standing with my gear down then you would have had something to scream about" . She did not know how quick to get out .