Bill Clinton's latest intern, Monica was sitting quietly, getting on with her work, when the President himself popped in,
"Hey, come into the oval room & have a look at my clock!"
"Err, I am not sure if that is such a good idea Mr. President."
"Why not, there's no harm in it, you just have to come into the office & have a look at my clock."
"No really - I think that it would be best if I didn't."
"Oh Come on - it is just a clock, just pop in and have a look"
"Well, if you insist, but I'll be quick, and I only want to see the clock."
As they went into the oval office, Clinton closed the door, and to the intern's astonishment, dropped his trousers, revealing all.
"That's not a clock!" she said.
"Well it will be if you put two hands and a face on it ..."

Richard
1976 4/4 4 Seater