Talk Morgan Forums Community The Malvern Arms Tongue in cheek Friday humour

A frog walks into a bank and goes up to the teller's counter. He sees from her name badge that that the teller is called Patricia Whack, and says,

"Good morning Miss Whack, I'd like to get a £10,000 loan".

The teller says,
"But you are just a frog, do you have any ID ?"

The frog says,
"I am Kermit the frog and my Dad is Mick Jagger"
- and with that pulls out an ID card from his wallet.

The teller explains that Kermit will need some form of collateral in order to get a loan, and does he have anything that is worth £10,000?

Kermit pulls a small hand crafted silver elephant out of his pocket and gives it to the teller.
The teller examines in and tells Kermit that she will have to take it to the manager for evaluation, as she is not allowed to carry out evaluations.

She takes the silver elephant into the manager and explains the story about Kermit whose Dad is Mick Jagger, wanting a loan, and giving the silver elephant as collateral.
She adds that it doesn't look to be worth anything like £10,000 and asks the manager what it is.


The manager replies,












"It's a nick knack Patty Whack, give the frog a loan, his old mans a Rolling Stone".