Jesus was walking about up in heaven fed up he wanted to go back down to earth . So he popped along to see his dad get yourself down the job centre lad see whats on offer .
At the job centre a man said who are you
Jesus
Whats your profession
Carpenter
Great your lucks in we have 1 job in Aberdeen that pays £100/- per week and one job in Jerusalem that pays £1000/- per week
Smashing he said I will have the one in Aberdeen ,
What are you mad £100/- per week , its bitter cold , poor diet and you cant understand them go for the one in Jerusalem
No I want the one in Aberdeen,
Why.
I used to work in Jerusalem
and they hammered me with tacks ( tax )