A very tall man walks into a bar, and a lady recognizes him as a real Rugby player .

They start to talk and eventually go back to his place .

They start to kiss, and the man takes off his shirt .

On his arm, he has a tattoo that says REEBOK.

"What's that for?" the lady questions.

"Oh, I have this so that when I'm on TV, people will see my tattoo, and Reebok pays me".

Then the man takes off his trousers , and on his leg, he has a tattoo that says NIKE.

"What's that?" the lady questions again.

"Just like the Reebok tattoo, I get paid when this tattoo is seen on TV".

The man drops his underwear and on his penis he has a tattoo that says AIDS .

The lady screams: "Don't tell me you have AIDS!"

The man replies: "No, no ...!!! Calm down....!!!

it will say ADIDAS in a minute."