Originally Posted By Jack The Lad
After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve.
"So , how is everything going?!inquired God.

"It is all so beautiful, God",she replied.
"The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem .

It's these breasts you have given me.
The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms , catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes.
They're a real pain!. and Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs , such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc.

She felt that having two breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically balanced ".

"That's a fair point ", replied God.
But it was my first shot at this,you know.
I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those , but I see you are all right. I will fix it up right away.

and God reached down , removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes .

Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden ..

"Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation ?"

"Just fantastic!, she replied ,
"But for one oversight.
You see , all the animals are paired off .

The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull .
All the animals have a mate except me . I feel so alone",.

God thought for a moment and said, " You know, Eve, you are right.
How could I have overlooked this?
You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you .
Let's see... where did I put that useless Tit?.



NOW DOESN'T THAT MAKE MORE SENSE THAN ALL THAT CRAP ABOUT THE RIB?


Coo. I really didn't have JTL down as a feminist.

Giles. Mogless in Paris.