Having read 50 shades of grey a Welsh guy persuades his girl friend to try anal sex for the first time
He say's " If it hurts too much , yell the safety word twice and I'll stop
She say's what's the safety word?".
" Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwlllantysiliogogogoch. "



A mummy covered in choclate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt .
........Archaeolgists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche...




"ITS A BOY" I shouted "A BOY, I DON'T BELIEVE IT, ITS boy"
and with tears streaming down my face I swore I'd never visit another Thai brothel !!!!.



Two Indian junkies accidently snorted curry powder instead of cocaine.
both in hospital.. one's in a korma.. the other's got a dodgy tikka!.



To commemorate the release of the topless photos of Kate Mddleton, Royal Doulton will be releasing a Collector's Edition of two small jugs.

Last edited by Jack The Lad; 29/11/12 02:38 PM.