When you're from the country, your perception is a little bit different.


A farmer drove to a neighbour's farmhouse and knocked on the door. A boy, about 9 opened it.
"Is your mum or dad home?" said the farmer. "No, they went to town" said the boy. "How about

your brother, Howard? Is he in?" asked the farmer. "No, he went with Mum and Dad" the boy

answered. The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, and

mumbling to himself. "I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give

Dad a message" said the boy. "Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk

to your Dad. It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter, Suzy pregnant".

The boy thought for a moment. "You would have to talk to Dad about that. I know he charges

£700 for the bull and £50 for the pig, but I don't know how much he charges for Howard."

















2009 4/4 Henrietta
1999 Indigo Blue +8
2009 4/4 Sport Green prev
1993 Connaught Green +8 prev