Paddy's wife is involved in a bad car crash....In the hospital she is just talking gobbledy gook. The worried doctor asks Paddy,

"is she fully compus mentus?"

"No," says Paddy, "is she f@@k! She's just third party, fire and theft!"

Last edited by Dean-Royal; 15/02/13 02:34 PM.
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