A Glaswegian was getting married and couldn't decide whether to be dressed in a kilt or in trews.
He discussed the matter with the man in the outfitters who asked: "Well, what is the tartan?"
The Glaswegian responded: "Oh, she'll be in white."

Graham (G4FUJ)

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