A man goes to confession and says, "forgive me Father", for i have sind, i made love to 21yr old Twin sisters, in positions that i think are illegal, over and over again."

The Priest thinks for a few seconds and replies, "buy 2 lemons....squeeze the juice into a Glass and then drink it.

 "Will this cleanse me of my sin?. Asks the Man.

"No" says the Priest "but it will wipe that f**king big smile off your face you jammy B*st*rd

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