Sitting together in the garden of a mental institution are a sadist, a murderer, a necrophiliac, a pyromaniac and a masochist.

The sadist says, "I'm bored. I have an idea - lets go find a cat and torture it!"

The murderer says, "That's a great idea. Let's find a cat, torture it and kill it!"

The necrophiliac says, "Yes, let's find a cat, torture it, kill it and shag it!"

The pyromaniac says, "Yes, let's find a cat, torture it, kill it, shag it and burn it!"

They all look at the masochist, who looks around and says ...


... "Meow"


Regards, S.C.