THE FAMILY DINNER PARTY

We held a dinner party for the whole family: everyone was encouraged to bring all their children.



During the meal, my four-year-old niece, sitting across the table from me, continually stared at me.



She could hardly eat her food for staring…….



I checked my shirt for spots, felt my face for food, patted my hair in place but nothing I did stopped her staring at me.



I tried my best to simply ignore her, but finally it was too much for me and I finally asked her…….



Why are you staring at me……..!



Everyone at the table had noticed her strange behaviour and they all went quiet waiting for her response.



She looked at me solemnly and said………!



I'm just waiting to see how you Drink Like a Fish……!!!