This is hilarious !!!

Harry Edsel Smith of Albany , New York:
Born 1903--Died 1942.
Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the car was on its way down. It was.

In a Thurmont, Maryland cemetery:
Here lies an Athiest , all dressed up and no place to go.

On the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousei Cemetery, Nova Scotia:
Here lies Ezekial Aikle, Age 102.
Only The Good Die Young.

In a London, England, cemetery :
Here lies Ann Mann, Who lived an old maid
but died an old Mann. Dec. 8. 1767

In a Ribbesford, England, cemetery:
Anna Wallace
The children of Israel wanted bread, And the Lord sent them manna. Clark Wallace wanted a wife, And the Devil sent him Anna.

In a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery.
Here lies Johnny Yeast...
Pardon him for not rising.

In a Uniontown, Pennsylvania, cemetery.
Here lies the body of Johnathan Blake.
Stepped on the gas instead of the brake.

In a Siver City, Nevada, cemetery:
Here Lays The Kid.
We planted him raw.
He was quick on the trigger
But slow on the draw.

A lawyer's epitaph in England:
Sir John Strange.
Here lies an honest lawyer,
and that is Strange.

John Penny's epitaph in the Wimborne,
England, cemetery:
Reader, if cash thou art in want of any,
Dig 6 feet deep and thou wilt find a Penny.

In a cemetery in Hartscombe, England:
On the 22nd of June,
Jonathan Fiddle went out of tune.

Anna Hopewell's grave in Enosburg Falls, Vermont:
Here lies the body of our Anna,
one to death by a banana.
It wasn't the fruit that laid her low.
But the skin of the thing that made her go.

On a grave from 1880s in Nantucket, Massachusetts:
Under the sod and under the trees, Lies the body of Jonathan Pease.
He is not here, there's only the pod.
Pease shelled out and went to God.

In a cemetery in England:
Remember man, as you walk by,
As you are now, so once was I
As I am now, so shall you be.
Remember this and follow me.
TO WHICH SOMEONE REPLIED BY WRITING
ON HIS HEADSTONE .
To follow you I'll not consent,
Until I know which way you went.


It say's ,
A truly Happy Person is one who can enjoy browsing old cemeteries ...
Some interesting things on old Headstones! My old man taught me to do it nothing he liked better than a look in old or ancient grave yards in out of the way places and I have followed his ways.