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I just received an audit notice on my tax return for 2012 from the IRS. It puzzles me ! They are questioning how many dependents I claimed. I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents", I replied:
12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployed people on food stamps, welfare, Medicaid, Section 8, etc., 2 million people in over 243 prisons; half of Mexico and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate."
1 useless President. 1 clown in the VP office,
Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.


I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO DID I MISS?