A gay man decides to get a tattoo on his buttocks

On arrival at the tattooist he spots a picture of the heavyweight boxer Evander Holyfield.

"Oh!He's my favorite darling .

Can you do him on the cheek of my arse ?" he asks the tattooist .

So it was done .

On the way out of the store he spots another picture on the wall , this time Mike Tyson .

"Oh, good Lord !" the gay explaims , !I just adore Iron Mike! Can you do him on the other cheek?"

So it was done.

On returning home, his boyfriend say's ,
"Well come on then, drop your trousers and give me a look".

So he quickly drops his pants and bares his arse.

His boyfriend gasps and replies.

"I think our relationship is over!
I sure as hell ain't getting in the ring with those two"