Last night was swim night we have been in a swimming club for years . But council after council close them down . So the club think nothing of booking a baths and traveling a distance . Sometimes we stay at a hotel instead of traveling home . I had done a bit in the water so stood a while talking to a couple of the female staff AS ONE DOES to pass the time with jokes . A little while later one of the girls walked past me and dropped something , quick as a flash she said " its you to blame "and started to grin . I fired back . " Me getting the blame again think yourself lucky its not something else you dropped" and grinned. She could not stand up nor could half the club. We did not hit our bed till 1-30am , late in getting up as I sat at the b/fast table SWMBO asked " What do you want for b/fast ". "I would like a surprise 10 mins later while still 1/2 asleep a b/fast bowl was placed in front of me in it was a sheet of paper with the word surprise written on and a funny face sketched on it then when she saw my face she ROTFL . I have to say SWMBO is starting to give me some of my own medicine .