A father gave his son the following Relationship advice,... but what happened next is priceless .

Mike was going to get married to Karen , so his father sat him down for a little chat .

He said, "Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night, in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your mother and said, " Here try these on"

She did and said , "These are to big; I can't wear them."

I replied, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will."

Ever since that night we never had any problems .

"Hmmm," said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try.

On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, "Here- try these on".

She tried them on and said, These are too large, they don't fit me" .

Mike said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.

I don't want you to ever forget that."

Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to Mike. She said,

"Here- you try mine."

He did and said, "I can't get into your pants."

Karen said, Exactly. And if you don't change your smart-ass attitude, you never will."