After returning from his honeymoon in Florida,
with his bride Virginia,
Anthony stopped by his old pal barbers shop in Jersey
to say hello to his friends .

Giovanni said, "Hey Tony, how wasa da treep?"

Tony said, "Everything wasa perfecto except
for da train ride
down".

"Whatayou mean , Tony?" asked Giovanni.

"Well, we boarda da train at Grana Central Station.
My beautiful wife Virginia, she pack a biga basket a food.

She brough at da vino, some nice cigars for me, and we were lookina forward to da trip,
and open upa da luncha basket.

"The conductore comea by, waga his finger at us anda say, no eat indisa car .

Musta use a dining car..'

"So, me and my beautiful Virginia, we go to da dining car, eat a biga lunch and starta at open da bottle of a nice vino!

"Conductore walka by again, waga his finger and say, 'No drinka in disa car! Musta use a cluba car.' So, we go to cluba car.

While a drinkina da vino, I starta to lighta my biga cigar.
The conductore, he waga is finger again and say, ' No smokina disa car...'

"We go to smokina car and I smoke a biga cigar .
Then my Virgina and I, we go to sleeper car anda go to bed.

We just about to go
boombada boombada and the conductore,
he walka through da hallway shouting at a top of his voice..

" Nofolfka Virginia! Nofolka Virginia !'
"Nexta time , I'ma just
gonna taka da bus!.